Limerick #5

There was a young man named Keith,
Who wouldn't look after his teeth.
When he smiled at you
You could see right through
The holes both on top and beneath.
- Raymond Teodo

Limerick #4

There was a young man from Bombay,
Who fell in a pile of hay.
He found a nice spot,
Where he wouldn't get hot,
And there he intended to stay.
- Raymond Teodo

Limerick #3

An old hoon up in Mackay,
Gorges dozens of hot meat pies.
He eats them, of course,
With gallons of sauce,
As he goes speeding by.
- Raymond Teodo

Limerick #2

There was a plump man from New York,
Who had a huge craving for pork.
His dietition, Dr Blait
Said, "You must lose weight"...
Now he chews on celery stalks!
- Raymond Teodo

Limerick #1

There was a young man from Botswana,
Who ate a magic sultana.
In a blaze of light,
He vanished from sight,
That poor young man from Botswana!
- Raymond Teodo

Limericks

The following set of limericks were written somewhere between when I was 9 or 10 years old (I apologize for not remembering the exact date).

I will try to post at least 1 limerick per day for viewing.

All of these are entirely original; these are my works. Anybody wishing to use these for whatever reason MUST contact me, either my email or leaving a comment on this page, asking for permission.....

Email address: was_bedeutet_jemanden@hotmail.com

Welcome!

I thought I would start publishing some of my short stories and poetry online. These were written from when I was about 10 years old up until the present day. Feel free to leave comments and suggestions for improvement!.....